Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Please consider turning it on! Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. 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Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Chapter Text. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. by snarkysweetness. The Second Wizarding War began. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Find moreerotic stories here. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. And also all four of them together. 8. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Viewed 411 times . Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. My sweet! He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. What are they doing here? Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. It would explain a lot. [44], So! The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. He hated it. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Hermione broke the hug. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. What a stupid question. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Wake up the whole castle, will you? In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. It's rather depraved. 7. Not enough for you? ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? He has no shame. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. The twins are confused and horny. Harry didnt want to react this way. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Munga. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. . [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Lots of sex. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. - " --", . This belongs to a school champion! On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. P.S. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. Dont worry, however. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. 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