BARBARA: We are! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) Here goes nothing. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Draw a door, go home! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. I changed a lot. So lets scare my dad! And Im still here! I died with this sash. Couple of five-star reviews. Did I mention that my moms a demon? So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. OH! LYDIA: I cant change anything! I didnt like strangers when I was alive. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. You are tougher than you look. Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) Do you want some lunch? I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. We did find that out. CHARLES: No, we have to stop. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . The full DC BJ script For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Mom? LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! YAAAH. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. DELIA: Yeah! AHHH! Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. And then, spring the trap. It's our house now, kid! I brought you a pie?! Feel nothing. I dont remember making a fire. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Hi there. Dont you get it? Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. OTHO: I dont know. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". No one is like me! You are dead. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Well that wouldve been good to know. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Charles! LYDIA: I dont want your help. If you would like to give a public . Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. All you gotta do is say my name. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Theyre chasing me! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Oh God, how I missed that sound. After everything Ive done for her. Alright. What else do you have to do, Mami? We will. Hes here! And I'm just Hamlet going insane. My first name is Lawrence. And there is a way. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! Whos there? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! Ah! Guy talk howd you do it? BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. Maybe I should answer for her. That means its working! But you wanted your mommy. YES! It was like the perfect dad joke! I- Im your father. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Theyre queens! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. (doorbell rings.) Lydia: I am alone. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. MAXINE: See? LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! LYDIA: Im not going back! Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Now, to the Prius! LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Girl, just say it three times in a row. BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! I am utterly alone. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." Act I 1. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. You asked me, I'm answering. Do you mind if we all share this house! I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. This book is dangerous! Does this couch make me look dead? LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. I see you. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . And the teacher was Wiccan! I need a wife. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! I dont know what I did. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. This is exciting! Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! Do not be afraid. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. The two of you need to hire me right now. *attempts to jump again. LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? So! Theyre gonna be my new best friends! MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Move forward. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. He was already dead. (more chase.) Its like against the law at my house. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. Also, no liquids! Take care of them. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! And that is exactly how we can beat him. Not gonna do that. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Hold on! You need a mother. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Our whole life is in that house. DELIA: Doubt. ADAM: Yeah. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! Then I guess theres no rush! You are dead? Don't apologize! Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! Mom! She was my whole world. That never happens. What does that mean? I wanna go home. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. You are the sun. ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! You asked me, I'm answering. This house is haunted! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. 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