High-quality Santa Jaws Greeting Cards designed and sold by artists. Elf Man - Legs bitten off and eaten by Santa Jaws. If you watch it for the fun that it is, you will enjoy it as the characters are stereotypical of what you expect as well as being well directed. Well, Santa Jaws has a similar thing going on and thats worth celebrating. Unable to add item to List. This might have worked as some skit on SNL for 5 minutes every Christmas, or as an episode of "South Park" poking fun at terrible shark and Christmas movies simultaneously. Please try again. It was like Christmas in the movies.". Such a fun shark Christmas book! By that I mean, not cast it off as oh its a campy B movie, relax you know that log line is garbage or take a metaphorical, yet clinical approach to the critical dissection of the movie, and instead, *deep breath* at this particular moment, just appreciate Santa Jaws, and all those other holiday movies, for what they bring in myriad forms: joy. A fun holiday book sure to delight. Having said all of that, it was fun bad stuff. I love Christmas. So much so, it sadly slept on this absolute gem of a Christmas movie. Of course there isn't much of a serious plot. : That added a nice touch of realism. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. We all have our favourites and least favourites, subdivided into categories to view at a specific Yuletide moment. The mystical pen brings Santa Jaws to life and the shark goes into a killing frenzy. I know what I was buying. Santa Jaws (2018) is a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime. She lives in Kansas. The storyline follows a high school comic book writer who lives by the ocean who one day receives a magic pen that causes his work to come to life. Helpful Report abuse Steven Polak An innovative take on the shark, especially for those who have wondered what would be on a shark's Christmas list; no surprise, things to eat! tThe ending could have not sucked, but other than that 20/10, we love it. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter $9 million [1] or $8.5 million [2] Box office. I mean its basically a kids movie with a few quick shots of bad gore thrown in, but it has that cheesy holiday feel good vibe I was looking for. then Cody and the gang begin to ask Clark for the magic pen the devil's temptation, Clark understands this, he knows that Cody's Sin was not his fault and so he takes it upon himself to carry that burden of Sin. For a town celebrating Christmas it was completely deserted. "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Santa Jaws is a 2018 action/comedy movie directed by Misty Talley. In the next scene Clark is trying to reason with the others explaining the good they can do how they can help people end suffering save lives but this falls upon deaf ears, in this moment, Jenna or Judas betrays Clark tackling him into the water just like in Matthew 26:14-16 in this moment Clark and Santa Jaws or God become one though Clark may not say it you can see it in his eyes pleading for Santa Jaws to forgive Jenna for she knows not what she has done. Now the DVD does not list the "credits" at all but the parents in this and the aunt and uncle were positively textbook bad parents and bad actors. And the worst part has got to be those wild ass teeth they sport. I mean sure every character had master class writing that would make even Shakespear himself weak to the knees, but one man seemed to standout more than the rest this man was Clark. This is a low budget flick (they are a little cagey on what it cost, but it looks like about $3 million), but a pretty high quality production. And then the real movie started, and it became a rather sweet movie of teenage angst over what was happening and the interplay with the adults and the teens, who were often at odds. Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. . There was enough cheese in this movie to make Wisconsin happy. For those collectors that may have missed it in the description, this is in fact an MOD (manufactured on demand) laser burned DVD-R disc; not professionally stamped like most discs. Santa Jaws isn't 47 Meters Down or Deep Blue Sea or Shark Night 3D. I suspect thats why you turn on the ones you do even if you know theyll be too sweet, too silly, too dumb. Now that I've watched it, BRAVO. IMDb Coming Soon. Its not a game-winning grand slam or even a real home run its a rarer occurrence, something more exciting to watch because you werent expecting it. Cody makes a few additions to his new comic with a pen given to him for Christmas by his grandfather. This ridiculous action horror/comedy for the tween set makes the "Sharknado" movies look like Oscar winners. Spielberg, whose first film, "Duel," was about a highway motorist being menaced by a mysterious tanker truck, was afraid . Discover more of the authors books, see similar authors, read author blogs and more. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. I have nothing bad to say about "Santa Jaws". Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web. Because we need to let Santa Jaws be Santa Jaws. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. you see when we first see Clark in Santa Jaws, he appears as a simple man; just someone trying to make an honest living. I COULD TALK ABOUT WEIRD TANGENTIAL CONNECTIONS IN SHARK MOVIES FOREVER. Why is this movie so weirdly good? The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Yes it is so bad it's good. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. "An inviting, informational, and celebratory book for shark fans." Obviously I had ridiculously low expectations going into this. Mock animated Santa Jaws models that skimp on practica gore because we're still dissecting made-for-SYFY budgets. We all enjoy reading it. Now his creation, Santa Jaws, begins to devour his family and the remaining must battle for survival against this creature. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. Now, to be clear: I absolutely would have still purchased this if I knew it only had stereo audio. Cinemark womens rights, sharks rights, what's the difference! By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. There was a problem loading your book clubs. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. ), Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2022. Santa Jaws brought me joy and laughter at a moment when things felt very dark and hopeless and forgone. Enhancements you chose aren't available for this seller. , Director ; and more than one hundred other childrens books. Santa Jaws 2018 TV-PG 1 h 28 m IMDb RATING 4.0 /10 1.3K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:01 1 Video 19 Photos Action Adventure Comedy Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. The storyline follows a high school comic book writer who lives by the ocean who one day receives a magic pen that causes his work to come to life. , Release date Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Battle at the Illuminati Headquarters (Earth-838). This delightful book is fun to read aloud and its imagery jumps off the page. : Now his creation, Santa Jaws, begins to devour his family and the remaining must battle for survival against this creature. Honorable mention: a dreamy Haviland Stillwell. Not a great movie, but a decent one, with some laughs and also some messages. Christmas movies prey on our sentiment and emotion surrounding the holidays and can therefore get away with A LOT before we notice, or even care, that they might be truly terrible. Trying to survive his family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. Santa Jaws - Kindle edition by Heos, Bridget, Bernstein, Galia. What more could you ever want? However, it turned out to be a bit better than I was expectingI reiterate a bit. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! Mine are as follows: Decorating Cookies and Half-Watching the Movie = Christmas with the Kranks; Childhood Throwback I Generally Just Enjoy = The Santa Clause;Obligatory Christmas Eve Viewing Where My Mom Repeats the Jokes = Christmas Vacation; Dreaded Parental Nostalgia Viewing Where My Dad Reminisces *in strained voice* Thats how Christmas was for us = A Christmas Story. 1. Reviewed in the United States on February 7, 2023, One of the better bad movies I have watched, Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2022, The cgi was bad, the writing also bad, and there were some characters that you wish a killer Christmas shark would kill a thousand times over, but there was enough of a plot and cheesy jokes to make me actually like the movie, Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2022. Oscar worthy, and has restored my faith in the baby shark jesus. The rhyming narrative and fun illustrations made this a crowd pleaser in our house. Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them. The shark scenes are worth the wait. though Clark was never seen again we can assume that he was resurrected just only a day later at the end of the movie possible making him better than Jesus. near the climax of the movie after the tragic death of Steve at the hands of Santa Jaws the group seek wisdom and guidance from Clark, when they see him, they meet Svetlana who could be seen as Eve but that's for another time. We found it to be an incredible piece of cinema. Normally at this point, I would make a pithy quip and then delve into the various sections of the Sharkometer postulating about How the lighting represents our loneliness during the holidays or How a CGI Christmas shark fails to truly evoke our fear of disappointment in the holidays or How Codys humour shields him from the ever-widening disconnect between children and their parents. I love sharks. Top subscription boxes right to your door, 1996-2023, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates, Learn more how customers reviews work on Amazon. , Dimensions Shop Roku players. Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. Great story and illustrations. Angered at his family for being grounded over Christmas, he draws a portrait of his latest comic book villan "Santa Jaws" while wishing to be alone. Or that it is criminal that this is the first female-directed entry in this series and represents the unequal treatment of female directors in general? If you're "diving" into Christmas Horrors this season, Misty Talley's 'Santa Jaws' is a MUST WATCH lol "It was fun. Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2022. Meanwhile, Santa Jaws is preparing to emcee Surfside Playhouse's Vaudeville Holiday Show, which also opens Dec. 10. Who is the mysterious shark? In my opinion, this is the greatest film of the decade, and possibly, of all time. She has a Christmas hat on her fin, red eyes, Christmas lights around her tail and later in movie turns in a Great White Narwhal! This is Santa Jaws, from the movie of the same name. 10/10, was amazing, best Christmas book I've ever read, highly recommend, will cure your acne, Usually gimmicky books arent the most entertaining, but this one is! Wouldnt you know his current work is called "Santa Jaws" and now it isn't safe to go by the water in his towncan the kid and his friends find a way to rid the town of his shark before it kills everyone? / Santa thinks they sound delicious!With bouncy, delightful rhymes, Bridget Heos' Santa Jaws celebrates Christmas under the sea. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. It took me years and several watches to think Oh wait, this isnt charming behaviour. But because its a Christmas movie (and in Christmas movies you hide the truth) the pomp and circumstance and nostalgia of the holidays distracts us from what would otherwise be a pretty questionable (and possibly boring) movie. The colorful illustrations put the ocean theme to good use: The pictures are cartoony, but the blue and green color palette is decorated with realistically . : "Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is. Please try again. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. ${cardName} not available for the seller you chose. We work hard to protect your security and privacy. Use summons to distract any presents that Santa Jaws summons, as they drag you closer . The film features Cody, a young comic book artist, who receives a mysterious pen for Christmas. Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. Cody isn't really in the spirit of Christmas with all the family hoopla and would rather be alone. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Something went wrong. Kwismas Dungeon/2 Dichotomy Kwismazard Pudding (Largely heals caster) Liming (Does 20-70 Damage, and takes 1-2 MP) Suk'kiddy Swallowing (1 Hit KO, close combat) Trak'kiddy At the start, kill the two Abominable Snow Yitis that are with him. You might think at first this may not seem anything like Jesus but that's' where your wrong, we must not forget Jesus's humble beginnings, Mark 6:2-3 tells us that Jesus was a carpenter for most of his life just as Clark was a simple store owner, Clark could also be seen at the beginning of the movie telling Cody to "live long and prosper" reviling his good natured traits to us. Love Actually has haunted us for years, with each new year, new viewing, bringing a fresh batch of newly woke people realizing Love Actually is actually kind of trash. Caroline: Well, there's a shark attacking Port City. What else is there?! A great addition to your Christmas read-aloud collection. is an illustrator and author who also works in textile design and ceramics. Dressing up! Viewing Platform: Amazon Prime. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. , Henry Holt and Co. (BYR) (October 26, 2021), Language In case you were wondering, yes. A little scary for kids but it does give a lot of information about sharks, Cute idea, full of sharks, lovely pictures but some of the rhymes missed the mark. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Santa Jaws. This movie has it all: amazing CGI, an all-star cast, and a 100% genuine M14. Instead, it's a well-executed film that fully embraces the silly concept and is a fun watch from beginning to end. Entertainingly bad acting, funny kills, and some of the best cheesy one-liners I've heard in a movie in a while lmao. Unable to add item to List. This is the greatest movie i have ever watched in my entire life. / Santa thinks they sound delicious! Sometimes when the last thing you want on this planet is to get into the merriment moment, its just what you need the most. By what name was Santa Jaws (2018) officially released in India in English? Santa Jaws $1.99 $4.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we dont use a simple average. I know what I was buying. Ya, its a lot of plot and at certain points its spelled out for us in the movie (Santa Jaws is attracted to anything Christmas or holiday related!), but it makes sense in the reality director Misty Talley has set and we get to follow a gang of kids Spielberg-style as they rush to figure out how to defeat a Christmas-obsessed shark, complete with candy cane horn and Christmas lights scarf. We need to have a sequel with Harry Styles in the cast and an original Taylor Swift song. Santa Jaws by Bridget Heos, Galia Bernstein (Illustrator) (0) Board Book $8.99 Hardcover $15.99 eBook $10.99 Board Book $8.99 View All Available Formats & Editions Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Unavailable for pickup at B&N Clybourn Check Availability at Nearby Stores Instant Purchase Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Oh, there is a magic pen. The opening scene was watching a really schlocky B-movie about a killer shark. Special effects were typical of a very low budget movie, but fun enough. We meet Cody who has been grounded by his mom and sent to his room without his phone (note for the Home Alone reboot on how to get around the whole technology problem) and is forced to miss his much-awaited Comic Book Christmas Party. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. Elfin sharks make toys, horn sharks trim the Christmas kelp, and cookiecutter sharks make sure Santa doesn't go hungry. This is AMAZING! Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Creators Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni on Grogus Force Training and the Darksabers Significance. If you get dealt something called Santa Jaws about a Santa hat wearing killer shark you gotta roll with it. Sorry, there was a problem loading this page. But I wont. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. And whats the easiest way to get into the spirit? (151) 4.0 1 h 28 min 2018 X-Ray 16+. One of the best Christmas books we read this year (and we read a lot! Justnothis movie was so bad. Yes it's campy and not just campy but full on CAMPY and they ran with it with gusto. The 4 kids were a bit better but not too much. Just saying felt like i channeled my dad with this one which makes sense because its a syfy movie!! , Reading age A cheap, schlocky movie that would be hilariously bad. Posters are sourced from TMDb and Posteritati, and appear for you and visitors to your profile and content, depending on settings. Santa Jaws understands the importance of a holiday budget. . Much like shark movies, Christmas movies are a funny creature. , Item Weight Just don't expect the effects budget to be bigger than the plot holes and enjoy the ride. Santa Jaws TVPG 2018, Holiday/Sci-fi, 2h 0m -- Tomatometer 2 Reviews 52% Audience Score Fewer than 50 Ratings Where to watch Subscription Keep writing Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found. very good movie would watch again, Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2022. Get down in the mud with that pig and wrestle. It was a fun watch last night. It didn't have to be this good. It's much better. : The new gold standard in Christmas Shark movies, Absurd, but earnest and well made, and wonderfully fun. The basic storyline was also much more plausible than I expected for such a stupidly ingenious title. Copyright Fandango. Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry, Ritchie MontgomeryBudget: Typically $1 or $2 million USD (no hard numbers available)Box office: Typically 23 million in viewership (no hard numbers available). (And where DID Papa get that pen? christmas, holiday, heartwarming, family or joy horror, gory, scary, killing or slasher zombies, undead, horror, gory or flesh monster, creature, dinosaurs, scientist or beast comedy, horror, funny, humor or spooky Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations. Get ready for a ride on Santa's sled (pulled, of course, by hammerheads) in this joyful holiday tale! Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. To add the following enhancements to your purchase, choose a different seller. I want that pen! Five stars. By. This emotional uncanny valley between wait, what actually happened? and look I can turn on a movie! is where Santa Jaws LIVES a deep sea cavern of implausibility nestled between Its a Christmas movie! and Its a shark movie!. Great for classroom, library, or home read-alouds! , Courtney Aluren Cummings, Jim Klock, Reid Miller, Studio Gorgeous, colorful illustrations throughout the book. - Do not use the most hated movie trope of all time. / They tell him all their Christmas wishes. Best shark Christmas movie yet! A young aspiring comic book artist is gifted a mysterious pen that brings his drawing to life. Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family. While kids write notes to Santa Claus, / Sharks line up for Santa Jaws. Hardcover Picture Book, October 26, 2021. : Every year, Santa Jaws delivers presents to his fellow sharks, spreading cheer wherever he goes. Actually, hes born by the drawings of the said young artist. (Plus you know those MLB baseballs are juiced. All the better to tear ya up with, am I right? Otherwise this was a typical Christmas shark magical pen fantasy film. Release Date Title Production Budget Opening Weekend Domestic Box Office Worldwide Box Office; Jul 17, 1987: Jaws 4: The Revenge: $23,000,000: $7,154,890: $15,728,335 Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2020. the scene of the christmas shark sinking into the water with ave maria playing made watching this whole thing worth it, Just when you thought it was safe to watch a horror with kids on bikes. 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